Dear IRS

Dear IRS,

Thank you for giving me money back on my tax returns, even though it was my money to begin with. I am glad though that you kept all the money I gave you for social security so that you could give most of it to lazy people so that there is none for my retirement. As a matter of fact, because I was so upset about the fact that FICA gets so much of my money, I had to go buy new ski's with my tax returns. And don't worry I will try to find a way to write them off on next year's tax return.